Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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