I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am available for nakedness
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I came so hard my ears popped.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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