that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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