We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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