Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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