It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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