using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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