I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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