my vag is so smooth its legendary
where does the pee come out of this thing
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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