What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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