yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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