How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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