He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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