ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize