I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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