Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm just crazy horny about you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
