she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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