Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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