If i come over, it means nothing
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
