Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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