Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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