So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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