Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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