Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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