I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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