What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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