Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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