The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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