the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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