so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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