i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just want nice things and good sex
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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