you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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