There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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