this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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