you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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