That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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