But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
