i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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