That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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