This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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