i just google imaged poop.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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