I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
There's even glitter on my cock...
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