just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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