These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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