Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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