She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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