tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
