Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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