Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i think my cat just said my name.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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