If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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