In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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