direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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