check it out our google latitudes are spooning
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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