She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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