Can Purell be used as lube?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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