i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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