there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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