I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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