am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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