I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think your dad took our porno
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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